William J. Le Petomane Thruway - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Santa runs a year-round surveillance

Santa runs a year-round surveillance operation from an undisclosed Arctic compound and somehow still has the best PR in human history

Bold golden-yellow text reads 'USCSS' and 'NOSTROMO' across the center

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Distressed white sans-serif block text reads "OLD" to the left of the glass

Overlapping geometric triangle outlines in cyan and magenta frame the text from behind

William J. Le Petomane Thruway - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Santa runs a year-round surveillanceDropping a toll booth in the middle of the desert is peak bureaucratic evil, and Hedley Lamarr's entire posse fell for it. Nobody conquers the West without exact change. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Tan weathered sign reads "GOV. WILLIAM J. LE PETOMANE THRUWAY" with "TOLL 10" and "EXACT CHANGE LANE," flanked by a red and green signal light. Below, a desert scene in muted earth tones depicts a toll booth, cacti, sandstone buttes, and a red