Instant Pirate Just Add Rum - Unisex T-Shirt south bend Golden-yellow text reads "HANS ISLAND"

Golden-yellow text reads "HANS ISLAND" above a split date "19" and "73" flanking a square emblem with a stylized claw symbol

Kevin Flynn didn't sneak into the Grid

Destroying two old men over frozen concentrated orange juice is already legendary

Red text below reads "SAN PABLO AVE

Decades later we're still buying that for a dollar

Instant Pirate Just Add Rum - Unisex T-Shirt south bend Golden-yellow text reads "HANS ISLAND"Rum's transformation of a regular person into a pirate has a better success rate than most self help programs. Somewhere around drink three, the accent kicks in and the decorative oar at Applebee's becomes loot. The Details: Distressed white text reads "INSTANT" in an arched layout above a detailed skull wearing a tricorn hat with a small skull and crossbones emblem, jaw open, bandana across the forehead, flanked by two crossed cutlasses behind and