American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL White seagull silhouettes flank the

White seagull silhouettes flank the buoy on either side

each tilted inside individual squares

and pointed goatee

giving working families something to rally around every summer evening

CALIF" above a decorative row of alternating orange and teal dots

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL White seagull silhouettes flank theApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple