Undefeated Toilet Clogging Champ - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Souvenir merch from a tournament

Souvenir merch from a tournament that may not exist

red and black weight plates loaded on each side

Weathered white ornate text reads "PIRATE" with "JUST ADD RUM" beneath in slab-serif lettering

Bold orange hand-drawn lettering reads "DR

Turns out screaming your high school mascot while fighting invaders translates across continents

Undefeated Toilet Clogging Champ - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Souvenir merch from a tournamentChampionship belts exist for boxing, wrestling, and apparently obliterating someone's guest bathroom plumbing beyond repair. Massive Dump Division implies weight classes, which means somewhere a lightweight is clogging toilets with remarkable efficiency. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "UNDEFEATED" above a white top down illustration of an open toilet bowl with "DUMP" on its base, containing a brown poop emoji style pile, flanked