The Pork Chop Express - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "PUT QUESO" above a cartoon illustration of a golden-orange tortilla chip with dark speckles dipping into a gray bowl of yellow queso

and wavy hair

and muted skin tones

Buying the insurance is cheaper than the emotional toll

Printed on our super soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton long sleeve T-Shirt

The Pork Chop Express - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Arched distressed white block textJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi