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" and "NO DICE" arcing around the portrait

flanked by script lettering reading "Bears" with a swoosh tail

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Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey

a minor league circuit that rivaled the majors in passion if not payroll

I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L " and "NO DICE" arcingGhosts of Christmas past, present, and future are significantly less terrifying than the whiskey, vodka, and rum trinity that actually visits you on December 25th. Nobody needs supernatural intervention when blackout spirits already handle the life reassessment. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I WAS VISITED BY" above bold distressed white text reading "THREE SPIRITS." Below, three illustrated liquor bottles stand in a row, labeled