Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Bold distressed white serif text

Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms

Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

Sure" above a halftone-style 1950s housewife illustration rendered in white

Cursive golden-amber script at the top reads "Hill Valley

Distressed white stencil-style serif text below reads "THE EH TEAM

Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Bold distressed white serif textCaffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self assessment anyone has ever put on their chest. Calling it "just add" implies the rest of the ingredients were already there, which is generous. The Details: White minimalist coffee cup on a saucer with two wavy steam lines sits centered at the top. Distressed white heavy sans serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below. Smaller white mixed case text reads "Just