Americans Not American'ts - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Smaller white text reads "FORT

Smaller white text reads "FORT COLLINS

That winged skate has the energy of a military insignia for a branch of the armed forces that exclusively defends the organ carpet

Two dollars says the paperboy still wants a word about it

Eddie's Roller Palace closed in 1981 and never existed

Grandma will figure it out by the second margarita

Americans Not American'ts - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Smaller white text reads "FORTSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split